Giftware that talks like you

At Dialectable we create greetings cards & gifts that connect you to the past.

Our greeting cards and gifts use colours and words that take you to a joyful place part way between nostalgia and patriotism, therefore reminding people of home and childhood.

The reality is that wherever we come from there are colloquialisms, dialect and gorgeous idiosyncrasies of language.

Here at Dialectable we strive to embrace them all. Our offering now reaches Yorkshire, Scotland, Bristol, Newcastle and beyond – so that everyone can enjoy a slice of memory pie.

From expats in Australia to locals moving to The Big Smoke, we can deliver the spark of joy that comes from happy memories in a simple card or gift.

Gifts Yorkshire

Greeting Cards by Region

A wide range greeting cards available for regions all around the country, from all the way up in Scotland right down to Bristol.

View all of our cards for your chosen region below.

Best in the City

Cards available for the best Mums, Dads and bums across the country!


Ow bist? We’ve got some gert lush cards perfect for any Bristolian!


Did you know that Cumbria Rocks? Well it does. We’ve got a card that says so!

East Midlands

Blimey duck! Don’t gerra cob on, we’ve got East Midlands cards too!


They say the only way is Essex and our cards are totes amazeballs!


Err marr god, it’s never dull in ‘Ull with a parnta marld and one of our cards!


Kin’ell you barmy bugger, grab a top Lancashire card from us today!


If you’re a la or a queen, we’ve got a Liverpool card for you!


Wotcha! We’ve got some pucker London cards just for you bruv!


Know a mad fer it Mancunian? Then we’ve probably got a buzzin’ card for them!


Stacks of cards that, no matter where you’re from, will make you giggle!


Howay man! We’ve got some right canny cards for you Geordie lot!


Ye cannae believe the number of Scottish cards we’ve got. Well believe it!

West Midlands

Youm’s looking for a Brummy card? Then look no further bab!


Chuffin’ell we’ve got a load of cards that’ll mek you Yorkshire folk laugh!

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Greeting Cards by Occasion

Whatever the mood, message or occasion, we have just the greeting cards to bring a smile to the recipient’s face.

View all our card categories below.


Mark your anniversary with a card filled with love and laughs!


What a momentous occasion. We’ve got the ideal card for new parents!


Wish your loved one a happy birthday with our unique cards. We promise smiles!


Glitter, funny animals, and lots of daft sayings to make you laugh at Christmas!


New baby, exams, a wedding? We’ve got a card perfect for to you to say congrats!


Celebrate the next chapter with that lovely couple soon to be hitched!


Exams are tough, so give a little card for encouragement or a pat on the back!

Father's Day

Tell your Dad how much you love him on Father’s Day… or any day of the year!

Get Well

We all need cheering up when we feel rubbish. A smile is the best medicine!

Good Luck

Some lucky sod off travelling? New job? Wish them luck in their new venture!

Just To Say

Sometimes a card is the only way to say what you want. So much choice!

Kids Birthday Cards

Brand new range of kids cards with bright vibrant colours & very funny messages!


A well earned move on to bigger and better things. Wish them all the best!

Mother's Day

Tell your Mum how much you love her on Mother’s Day… or any day of the year!

New Home

Finally leaving home? Wish them all the best with one of these cards!

Thank You

Whatever the reason you’re saying thanks, brighten their day with a card!

Valentine's Day

Whether you’re sweet or funny, we’ve got a Valentine’s card for you!


Everyone loves a wedding! Take a great card for the lovely couple!


Funny, original, quality and affordable gifts guaranteed to make you giggle. From mugs to key rings and aprons to coasters, we’ve got gifts for every occasion.

Bone China Mugs

Quality bone china mugs with Yorkshire, Geordie and Scottish quotes… and everything in between!


Are you a goddess or a legend in the kitchen? Cook up a storm in one of our brightly coloured aprons!

A6 Notebooks

Brand new A6 notebooks, available in 2 fabulous designs!


A brand new range of ‘Eau de Yorkshire’ scented candles. Hand poured in Yorkshire with a soy wax and cotton wick.

Coin Purses

Cute Yorkshire purses perfect for stashing your cash!


Off on your jollies and need somewhere to put your make up and toiletries? Travel in style with our wash bags!

Tote Bags

Going on a girlie shopping trip or just going to the market, you can do it all with one of our fun tote bags!


Lovely little cork coasters to make you smile. Many designs also have a matching mug too!

Fridge Magnets

Brighten up your fridge with these funny and vibrant fridge magnets! They make the perfect filler gift.


These brightly coloured key rings are a great gift for the hard to buy for!

Plaques & Decorations

These funny wall plaques make great gifts. Hang in the hall, the kitchen or in the bathroom to give everyone a giggle!

Compact Mirrors

Perfectly sized for your handbag, our compact mirrors come in 3 different designs. Choices, choices!

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A bit more about us…

Back in 2013, Dialectable cards were just a fledgling of an idea.

The first 19 years of my life were spent in Hull, and the remaining 25+ in Sheffield. I’ve always been surrounded by bugger this and chuffin’ that. Like most Yorkshire people, I like to say it as it is – so why not reflect this on our cards and gifts?

After a few failed attempts, the design you see today came to me. Simplicity was the key. We use many old fashioned colours and retro tints that unconsciously remind us of the past. The speech bubble does what it says on the tin – and that is all that’s needed. Strip away clutter to reveal the words; they are the heart of the matter.

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