Our greeting cards and gifts use colours and words that take you to a joyful place part way between nostalgia and patriotism, therefore reminding people of home and childhood.
The reality is that wherever we come from there are colloquialisms, dialect and gorgeous idiosyncrasies of language.
Here at Dialectable we strive to embrace them all. Our offering now reaches Yorkshire, Scotland, Bristol, Newcastle and beyond – so that everyone can enjoy a slice of memory pie.
From expats in Australia to locals moving to The Big Smoke, we can deliver the spark of joy that comes from happy memories in a simple card or gift.
A wide range greeting cards available for regions all around the country, from all the way up in Scotland right down to Bristol.
View all of our cards for your chosen region below.
Cards available for the best Mums, Dads and bums across the country!
Ow bist? We’ve got some gert lush cards perfect for any Bristolian!
Did you know that Cumbria Rocks? Well it does. We’ve got a card that says so!
Blimey duck! Don’t gerra cob on, we’ve got East Midlands cards too!
They say the only way is Essex and our cards are totes amazeballs!
Err marr god, it’s never dull in ‘Ull with a parnta marld and one of our cards!
Kin’ell you barmy bugger, grab a top Lancashire card from us today!
If you’re a la or a queen, we’ve got a Liverpool card for you!
Wotcha! We’ve got some pucker London cards just for you bruv!
Know a mad fer it Mancunian? Then we’ve probably got a buzzin’ card for them!
Stacks of cards that, no matter where you’re from, will make you giggle!
Howay man! We’ve got some right canny cards for you Geordie lot!
Ye cannae believe the number of Scottish cards we’ve got. Well believe it!
Youm’s looking for a Brummy card? Then look no further bab!
Chuffin’ell we’ve got a load of cards that’ll mek you Yorkshire folk laugh!
Whatever the mood, message or occasion, we have just the greeting cards to bring a smile to the recipient’s face.
View all our card categories below.
Mark your anniversary with a card filled with love and laughs!
What a momentous occasion. We’ve got the ideal card for new parents!
Wish your loved one a happy birthday with our unique cards. We promise smiles!
Glitter, funny animals, and lots of daft sayings to make you laugh at Christmas!
New baby, exams, a wedding? We’ve got a card perfect for to you to say congrats!
Celebrate the next chapter with that lovely couple soon to be hitched!
Exams are tough, so give a little card for encouragement or a pat on the back!
Tell your Dad how much you love him on Father’s Day… or any day of the year!
We all need cheering up when we feel rubbish. A smile is the best medicine!
Some lucky sod off travelling? New job? Wish them luck in their new venture!
Sometimes a card is the only way to say what you want. So much choice!
Brand new range of kids cards with bright vibrant colours & very funny messages!
A well earned move on to bigger and better things. Wish them all the best!
Tell your Mum how much you love her on Mother’s Day… or any day of the year!
Finally leaving home? Wish them all the best with one of these cards!
Whatever the reason you’re saying thanks, brighten their day with a card!
Whether you’re sweet or funny, we’ve got a Valentine’s card for you!
Everyone loves a wedding! Take a great card for the lovely couple!
Funny, original, quality and affordable gifts guaranteed to make you giggle. From mugs to key rings and aprons to coasters, we’ve got gifts for every occasion.
Quality bone china mugs with Yorkshire, Geordie and Scottish quotes… and everything in between!
Are you a goddess or a legend in the kitchen? Cook up a storm in one of our brightly coloured aprons!
Brand new A6 notebooks, available in 2 fabulous designs!
A brand new range of ‘Eau de Yorkshire’ scented candles. Hand poured in Yorkshire with a soy wax and cotton wick.
Cute Yorkshire purses perfect for stashing your cash!
Off on your jollies and need somewhere to put your make up and toiletries? Travel in style with our wash bags!
Going on a girlie shopping trip or just going to the market, you can do it all with one of our fun tote bags!
Lovely little cork coasters to make you smile. Many designs also have a matching mug too!
Brighten up your fridge with these funny and vibrant fridge magnets! They make the perfect filler gift.
These brightly coloured key rings are a great gift for the hard to buy for!
These funny wall plaques make great gifts. Hang in the hall, the kitchen or in the bathroom to give everyone a giggle!
Perfectly sized for your handbag, our compact mirrors come in 3 different designs. Choices, choices!
The first 19 years of my life were spent in Hull, and the remaining 25+ in Sheffield. I’ve always been surrounded by bugger this and chuffin’ that. Like most Yorkshire people, I like to say it as it is – so why not reflect this on our cards and gifts?
After a few failed attempts, the design you see today came to me. Simplicity was the key. We use many old fashioned colours and retro tints that unconsciously remind us of the past. The speech bubble does what it says on the tin – and that is all that’s needed. Strip away clutter to reveal the words; they are the heart of the matter.
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